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Bottom of the ninth; full count, bases loaded. There’s a flying turtle at the mound and an enormous lizard playing short stop. What’s your move? Naturally—execute a Star Swing and throw some banana peels into the outfield!

A great man once said, 'I don't want to be a distraction to the Packers' organization.'  Shortly after this declaration, though, that same man, armed with nothing more than an insatiable hunger for text messaging, became that distraction.  But despite the fact that Mississippi's favorite son now graces the cover...

Who amongst us hasn't run up a flight of steps and then jumped around, cheering like an imbecile and challenging Apollo to a rematch? For those of you who would prefer to army crawl from your cubicles to the copy machine just to keep things interesting, set Pop-rocks-and-Coke landmines in...