In other words, Wii Fit 2.0

All right, tubby. If you want to get in shape, you’ve got some work to do. You know you’re sick of that ballooning belly of yours. And you! Yeah, you—the toothpick. Don’t think I’m letting you off the hook, either. Everyone needs a good exercise regimen; it’s scientifically proven to help you live a considerably longer, happier, less stressful, and more competent life. But how many of us really stick it out and put in the requisite 30 minutes a day five or more days a week? Nintendo, fully recognizing the futility of exercise efforts of a massive portion of the population, has moved to capitalize on the situation with Wii Fit, the closest thing to a full-blown, digital personal trainer that we’ve seen to date.